Tuesday, February 27, 2007

PRESS RELEASE- NightTime Sandy Makes Rare Appearance


Blog News has just received word that NightTime Sandy was spotted roaming the streets of Calgary last weekend. Witnesses say she was spotted piggy backing her friends home from the bar, just off 17th avenue late Saturday night.

Allegedly, NightTime Sandy and a known close accomplice were invited to a party being hosted by mutual friends known only as R and C. Apparently this party took place in a private room of a restaurant where the pastas were laced with copious amounts of red wine. Our investigators have questioned the bar staff and understand that NightTime Sandy was seen socializing, drinking, and even dancing…sort of. The waiter overheard NightTime Sandy confide in her accomplice, "I have to pee, but I am afraid to go to the bathroom, for fear I won't be able to walk!"

Long after every other bar in the city had closed, a group was seen leaving the above mentioned bar. Witnesses say they knew NightTime Sandy was in the pack, because one of the females was piggy backing some of the men. This "party trick" is known to be in NightTime Sandy's repertoire of drinking super powers.

Blog News located a friend of the accused at her workplace, who had this to say regarding the assumption that it was actually NightTime Sandy piggy backing the men: "Oh, the piggy back," sighs her friend, "after drinking, NTS becomes very, very, strong, and can do many things in heels, including piggy backing men, climbing fences, and walking across the top of High Level Bridge. She really has no fear, and actually does think she is Wonder Woman."

Besides piggy backing, sources close to NightTime Sandy say she can consume generous amounts of food after an evening of carousing. With this tip, detectives on the case have determined the group likely then made a pit stop at "Tubby Dog." When the late night staff were questioned they confirmed that two attractive females were spotted ordering an usually large quantity of food including two "A-Bombs" (a gigantic hot dog topped with cheese sauce, bacon, ketchup and potato chips...Mmmm).

Witnesses say the group was quite gitty and silly, and laughed the whole way home. How curious.

NightTime Sandy had no comment about the evening when questioned on the apparent hilarity of the walk home. She then mumbled something about "looking natural," "sitting on air," "secret handshakes," and "being out of your #*)%* mind."

Considering it is Tuesday, and NightTime Sandy is still giggling and smirking, the public strongly believe that something funny did indeed take place. Our crew at Blog News will remain on the case until further information is gleaned from this rare, rare, occurrence.

5 Comments:

At 6:12 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

It is good to see NTS make a much needed appearance. I am sure that the hangover was well worth it. They usually are.

K

 
At 6:13 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sandy,
I am so glad that you had a great time in Calgary. We all need to have a good time every once and awhile!!!! I had one of the news breaking stories a few weeks ago!!! Will not be having another anytime soon if you get my meaning!!!
Karen

 
At 6:34 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

So you carried two guys in high heels - then did you pee your pants. Glad you had fun.

A

 
At 7:06 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sandy, Sandy, Sandy; don't you know alcoholism runs in the family. You must have had fun and it is a blessing that Wonder Woman remembers her antics. I am glad that there is not a High Level Bridge in Calgary. Finally, a true fun event!!; way to go!!
J

 
At 7:10 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sandy you are an amazing writer. Your words jump out to create a feeling. Keep writing and thank you for sharing yourself with us in this way

AV

 

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